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Thursday, April 06, 2006
Puh-leez
I am so sick of chain letters/emails/bullitens. For example:
PLZ GO TO MY PARTY
THE BiGGEST PARTY EVER iS WHEN YOU GET THROUGH THE GATES OF HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LiViNG ETERNALLY WiTH GOD!!
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL
Jesus also said if you deny me in front of your friends i will deny you in front of my Father
repost this as "Go to my party"
Somehow I don't think that when Jesus said that he was talking about filling email inboxes and message boards with spam. My goodness, people.
Or this one:
DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENTS...5 PPL ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN UR ADDRESS. WHAT DO U HAVE TO LOSE? UR LIFE. PLZ REPOST! THANK YOU AND HAVE A MEANINGFUL REST OF YOUR DAY
Sorry, but because u opened this you will die in 3 days. sorry. the only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes. good luck
By opening this chainmail u have been given bad luck for 2 months. If u repost this message then the bad luck will turn good.
Here are the rules.
Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap. The more people that you trick, the better luck you get
It's a bit too late to tell people not to open it in front of parents when they must have already opened it to read the order! Also, if opening this without reposting in 5 minutes means death, why bother with the 2 months of bad luck?
PLZ GO TO MY PARTY
THE BiGGEST PARTY EVER iS WHEN YOU GET THROUGH THE GATES OF HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LiViNG ETERNALLY WiTH GOD!!
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL
Jesus also said if you deny me in front of your friends i will deny you in front of my Father
repost this as "Go to my party"
Somehow I don't think that when Jesus said that he was talking about filling email inboxes and message boards with spam. My goodness, people.
Or this one:
DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF PARENTS...5 PPL ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN UR ADDRESS. WHAT DO U HAVE TO LOSE? UR LIFE. PLZ REPOST! THANK YOU AND HAVE A MEANINGFUL REST OF YOUR DAY
Sorry, but because u opened this you will die in 3 days. sorry. the only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes. good luck
By opening this chainmail u have been given bad luck for 2 months. If u repost this message then the bad luck will turn good.
Here are the rules.
Give the bulletin a name that has nothing to do with a chain letter because this letter is a trap. The more people that you trick, the better luck you get
It's a bit too late to tell people not to open it in front of parents when they must have already opened it to read the order! Also, if opening this without reposting in 5 minutes means death, why bother with the 2 months of bad luck?
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