a vestige of thought...
Monday, July 10, 2006
How's it shakin' [bacon]?
How's the tweedle twopping?
What's your endorphin level?
How are your brain waves transmitting today?
How is your dog? (Animals moods often reflect their human's, after all)
Where's the wind blowing you today?
Would you like some orange juice?
How's your brain-weather?
Or instead of "fine/good:"
Shut up (don't overuse that or people won't talk to you)
Bashful, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, etc. (Doc?)
Swergishly (If you don't want to say something negative, why not make it up?)
"How am I what?"
If all else fails, just say "swimming pool!" My elementary school music teacher told me that "swimming pool" rhymes with anything and it is the correct answer to any question.
*Following my advice will likely have one of two results. People will a) think you're nuts or b) smile and relax a little.
Have a sunshiny day. :)